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Colin Hunt

AKA Cunt - C. Hunt.
Possibly derived from the 'irritating office joker' character on BBC sketch comedy The Fast Show (late 90s), of the same name, but most likely originated a long time before.
"Your name's Colin Hunt? Colin HUNT? C.Hunt? That's your name? Hahahahahahaaa!!"
by Tom April 1, 2005
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urwin

A tall and incredibly handsome teenager, with an uncanny ability for both playing the guitar and pimping hoes.
Jeez have you seen Jackie over there with that right "urwin"
by TOM August 1, 2004
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flip the bitch

a maneuver in which you execute a U-turn at a rate of speed over 25 mph. handbrake turn optional in extreme conditions where there is a narrow road with close approaching traffic
Me: fuck i missed the turn. time to flip the bitch.

Ben: HELL YEAH!!!
by Tom April 18, 2004
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Asquith Boys

A dodgy, underfunded high school in an area so far north of civilised Sydney there really should be cattle grazing there.
Also has undoubtably the worst team in the senior Indoor Soccer Comp.
Man, Asquith boys are so shit at Indoor. I can't believe I actually kept a clean sheet against them.
by Tom December 16, 2004
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trudgeon

fat willyz surf boy.
ryan the burgeldoinker is sponsered by fat willyz
by tom May 13, 2003
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Piled Corn

You may think your history teacher is just your average Joe... but deep down he is a fan ad supplier of CHILD PORN!... he may claim his barn is filled with piles of corn... or "piled corn"... but don't be decieved... he has billions of child porn in there. he is the world's number 1 traficker of child porn. he masturbates at the mere sight of a 4 year old. GAY!!
I downloaded alot of piled corn last night.

Q: My friend likes piled corn... what should I do?
A: Lure him into the bathroom by giving a 4 year old girl some candy to run past him and then into the bathroom. Then when he runs in there you chase after him and force him to give oral pleasure to an elephant.

I used piled corn as a show and tell item at school.
by Tom September 15, 2003
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dock

Dock is the term that references the mail sex organ. It's a combination of two slang terms for the penis. Those terms are "dock" and "cock". Putting them together you get a great term to use for the wang.
From the hit movie "Magnolia". The information starring Frank T.J. Mackie says the following while promoting his "how to get girls" series of tapes called "Seduce & Destory". He says.... "...if you buy my tapes you are going to have all those women's panties moist and they won't believe how badly they will want to wet you dock!"
by Tom September 13, 2008
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