smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

by TM September 08, 2004

Vineyard Vines

A preppy brand of clothing started by two brothers (Shep and Ian). It has got a laid back, sort of relax and hang out in Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket sort of theme. It is growing in popularity and they even opened their flagship store in Edgartown (Martha's Vineyard) last year (July 2005). They make fun, comofortable clothing and accessories. It is sort of known as a "new preppy" style, and is very New England. They make a lot of nice ties, with fun, creative prints.

"Hey Ted, lets go buy a few ties at Murray's Toggery Shop"
"Ok, let me just grab my Vineyard Vines 'harbor vest,' its so comfortable."

by TM April 19, 2006

Smart Parts

A horrorble coporate monster, consuming everything in it's path. Nothing can avoid it's destruction....all will fall victim to the tyrant of sp....see greedy

Smart Parts sued the pope for wearing a hat simialar in shape to an impulse's body....when the sue fell, smart parts instead hired assasins to kill the pope...

by tm April 04, 2005

chicken selects

Bent chicken mcnuggets.

I hate mcnuggets, I'm ordering chicken selects.

by TM February 15, 2005

flagellate

to be attacked with a whip by an irate dwarf wearing leather.

Addict: flagellate me!
gimpgirl: GRRRRRR!!!

by TM May 13, 2004

wirth

1)The act of doing something stupid.

2)The last two notes of the "Wirth's an idiot" song, indicating a stupid act (Db,Eb).

1) Look! Matt just pulled another Wirth!

2) Tarfow just dropped his sticks again! Some one, play a wirth!

by tM December 30, 2004

flibbish

A pat of butter artfully molded into a silhouette of our third president.

Overheard at an ALEC conference: "Please pass the flibbish."

by TM September 15, 2004