Turkish crab claw

To wrap kebab meat around your hand and insert your hand into another person's anus.

Thanks Tom that Turkish crab claw was lovely.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Sahara meat beat

To put sand Into a man's foreskin and jerk it.

Thank you for the lovely Sahara meat beat.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.

James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Rent a rinkle

A elderly ladies prostitution ring.

Come on down to rent a rinkle where Pauline is 4.99 for half an hour.

by TJR93 May 9, 2024

Limp winging

To pull ball skin flat while flacid penis sits on top.

James sat in a cold wetherspoons limp winging in the corner.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024