queenbee

The illest most meanest ganstasis in all the land.
by TJ May 09, 2003
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internet nut

by tj January 11, 2004
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thrift store

Usually where items not sold at a garage/yard sale are donated.
While going through the newest donation at the thrift store, most of the items still had yard sale tickets. One of us decided they were yard sale rejects.
by tj April 04, 2004
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Sminootin

When something is really dandy; extra special; tops; wicked; awesome;
Wow John! Your new Y-Fronts are sminootin!
by TJ February 23, 2004
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glorfindel

its when a person makes a mistake and though he attempts to make ammends and correct the mistake, he does it in the hardest way possible. The term originates from a character in the lord of the rings. In the prequel to Lotr, the Silmarillion, Glorfindel is an elf who dies in battle and goes to the elvish equivalant to valhala. But magically in Lotr a charachter by the same name returns and assists frodo. Tolkien later adimited it was a mistake. In stead of going back and changing the name of the charachter in the Silmarillion (which would have been easy since it was yet to be published at the time of tolkiens revelation) he made up this convaluted story about the valor calling Glorfindel back into service from the halls of mandos to fight against sauron, this all ends in glorfindel being reincarnated. So basically when you take the hard road to fixing a mistake.
Dude, why are you glorfindeling this situation. Just tell the bitch your sorry you cheated on her. You dont have to go and castrate your self, its totally unnessacary!
by TJ May 13, 2005
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darlets

I love you darlets.
You're arse looks big in those pants darlets.
Peel me a grape darlets.
by TJ February 24, 2004
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cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.
I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.
by tj January 28, 2005
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