355 definitions by TIm

Greatest fucking power/thrash metal band around. Intelligent lyrics, and in a time when most metal is bland and sounds the same, Nevermore is unique.
Warrel Dane has amazing vocals, and same for Jeff Loomis for guitar.
Dead heart in a dead world.
by Tim August 15, 2004
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Gaelic for "to your health" or "cheers."
Sláinte! (Everybody toasting with Beamish)
by Tim March 17, 2004
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when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 09, 2005
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The best band in the world. They may as well just eat your soul.
Fear Before the March of Flames is about to go to your hometown...and eat your fucking soul.
by Tim September 04, 2004
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A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"
by Tim December 24, 2003
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A term to describe the extra money one pays for buying an Apple product. Also known as the "Fanboy Fee," the fictional "Apple Tax" is what consumers pay for the Apple cool factor.
Well, this laptop would only cost me $700 less if it weren't for the Apple tax.
by Tim January 17, 2008
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Similar to clog; can be used to describe disgusting things like Disney's the Santa Clause
They clugged Tim Allen to Santa.
by Tim November 26, 2004
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