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Definitions by TIMMY

pro evowned

To be "Pro Evowned" is to suffer a bad defeat on Pro Evolution Soccer, to concede a stunning goal on Pro Evolution Soccer, or finally to miss scoring an easy goal on Pro Evolution Soccer.

The term combines the words "Pro Evo" (Shorthand for Pro Evolution Soccer) and "Owned".
Player 1: Haha, you just got Pro Evowned.
Player 2: :(
pro evowned by Timmy October 10, 2004
pocket pussy (often used to sexually excite men (most often lonely, horny, single men) if they are too much of a fag to not have some random chick (or girlfriend) to do it for them)
Damn dude, could you buy me a yam sometime? I'm horny as a motherfucker and my hand just ain't cuttin' it!
yam by timmy August 6, 2004

football fag

a man who likes to attack the tight end on and off the field
Did you hear that football fag got Jim in the brown eye last night?
football fag by timmy August 6, 2004
Best NBA playa ever to live. Next MJ.
HOLY VAGINAL HAIR DID KOBE JUS PUT UP ANOTHER 40 point game. Whats that 11 , 12, 13 in a row?
kobe by Timmy July 30, 2004
Multi-purpose word that is used as a substitute for 'yes', but is more subtle and nuanced. It can be used as a statement, exclamation, question, interjection and more.
Statement: Did you gitsome? Yih.
Exclamation: Yih! That was awesome.
Question: Gitsome? Yih. Yih? Yih.
Interjection: Yih excuse me but did you gitsome? Yih. Yih! Yih? Yih.
yih by Timmy July 29, 2004

JizzBitch 

A bitch who likes to be jazzmed on.
Look at that jizz bitch. I need to teach her a lesson and unload on her.
JizzBitch by Timmy July 29, 2004
a car manufacturer that makes tight cars like the Stutz Blackhawk (as seen in DMX: Never Die Alone)
Damn that Stutz is tight!
stutz by timmy July 18, 2004