TIM's definitions

jugulate

to kill by slitting the throat

i'ma jugulate you, you trick-ass motherfucka

by Tim April 7, 2004

wednesday

The day after Tuesday and before Thursday

What day is tomorrow?

Wednesday

by Tim February 5, 2005

IPO

Intial pubic offering. the first time your girlfreind lets you shave her 'downstairs."

Dude, i toatally I-P-Oed this hippy chick last night!

by Tim April 26, 2004

hoffmania

A word used to desribe the excitement and general feeling of elation whilst being around items or conversation that provokes thoughts relating to 'The Hoff'.

The Colonel remarked upon seeing the Baywatch Marathon on Sky Travel to his maid. "I didnt think I still had it in me, but after seeing that opening shot of his trunks I was in 'Hoffmania' I can tell you".

by tim August 20, 2004

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

baner

an arabian, terrorist, towelhead.

watch out, that baner might have a bomb in his backpack!

by tim December 12, 2003

Ho Chi Minh

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.

i hate townies stupid scum townies

by Tim May 13, 2005