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the rede

"An' it harm no one, do what ye will"

An inherently immoral philosophy because it encourages a failure to act. "An' it harm no one..." means do not actively harm anyone. Fine. Doing harm is, in fact, bad. However, failing to prevent harm is also bad. If you live by The Rede you can fail to prevent harm if the prevention of harm is not "what ye will." Also, if actively doing good deeds is not "what ye will," then you do not have to do them.

Although living by The Rede does not necessarily make you a bad person, it also does not make you a good person.

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

by The Dude November 11, 2004

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

by the dude November 17, 2004

Gary Moore

To have sex simulateously with 100 sweaty tramps on a piss stained mattress

Why are you walking like that, did you have a Gary Moore last night or something?

by The Dude November 25, 2004

Tidus

main character in FFX. Thinks too much. He's pretty good with a sword. Yuna's bestest guardian.

Tidus is Yuna's bitch.

by the dude March 1, 2004

The X Gamer

1)refers to a dude that wakeboards better than Parks Bonifay, snowboards better than Shaun White. 2)He has long hair and wears hurley shirts sometimes aka... Ryan D.

In order to become a guy like ryan in each sport you have to smoke weed, have long hair, and drink 40oz of Old english in order to be an ultimate x gamer like ryan d. PS. dont live in Idaho falls, id...

by the dude March 1, 2004

glamer

GLamer, pronounced lamer, with a G

A Stoned pronounciation of Lamer

duuuuudee ur such a glamerr...

by The Dude April 5, 2004