THe dude's definitions

Punani

Tropical Fruit. (Well.. it IS if you think about it).

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...

by The Dude May 13, 2005

blorgenajoog

An expletive word meaning
Damnit life couldnt suck anymore than it does at this point in time

used frequently by goths


FREE JIMMY CHONG!!!!!

Man my penis just fell off, Blorgenajoog!

by the dude September 1, 2004

Batch

1. A more potent form of "bitch" the presence of the "a" facilitates repeating the insult many times over, causing much mental anguish.
2. Anemic creature with lewd, malicious intentions that grows in batches on "batch trees" Each batch secretes "batch juices" that are quite unpleasant.
3.A slang term to describe a load of semen. Also known as man chowder, baby batter, nut, etc.

1. Batch!! Where's my dinner?
2. That batch came from a bad batch, I can smell the batch juices a mile away!
3. When I couldn't hold off any longer, I dropped a fat batch right in her eye!

by the dude September 4, 2003

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003

Shibangabang

1. An exclamation.

2. An expression that Dave Chappelle used once in the racial draft.

1. Holy Shibangabang!

2. Yes, the whole shibangabang.

by The dude May 13, 2005

sqwaker

a person who is usually tall, gangly, and play sports (ie:soccer). they are usually in middle school- high school.

stupid jock squaker. so goddamn usless and unhelpful. asshole

by the dude January 26, 2005

we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

by The Dude November 11, 2004