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Indie

A gloriously vague term for Independant Music. Basically unsigned or more obscure bands (It's odd that Radiohead and REM are considered indie...). While the indie scene is known for it's jackass elitism, this doesn't spill over and hurt what's most important....the music. One of the few generas left that can at least carry a fucking tune without screaming like a retard or crying.

(Examples of Indie music)

80's- Joy Division, Sonic Youth, The Smiths

90's- Pavement, Radiohead, The Pixies, Happy Mondays (Are they considered dance music or indie rock?).

Now- The Shins, Bright Eyes, Death Cab For Cutie/The Postal Service, Rilo Kelly, Modest Mouse.

Indie Kid- "Do you guys carry Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain by Pavement or Closer by Joy Division?

Confused FYE Employee- "Uhh, no. We do have a wall of My Chemical Romance albums on the wall behind you".

Indie Kid- "Fuck"

by The Dude December 18, 2004

JRON

Ummmmm this one big mexican guy that likes dirty anal.

The JRON fucked you in the ass

by The Dude July 20, 2003

farb

fat ass rugby bitch. Female rugby players that are fat and nasty and enjoy rolling in the mud for no freaking legit reason other than increasing their level of discustingness.

Look at those farbs beating each other up over that damn ball.

by the dude May 13, 2005

USC

University of Southern California. By no means on the level of Stanford or Cal Tech in California, but well-known and respected in Southern California. Many of its students seemingly have trouble making the distinction between academic and athletic prestige.

I went to USC, but found out that on the East Coast, they think I'm from South Carolina.

by The Dude January 11, 2005

Compton Gangbang

The act of a group of guys fucking the living daylights out of girl then beating the shit out of her so she doesn't tell anyone about it.

Yo, we found this hott bitch on the street so we Compton Gangbanged her. Now, she's in the hospital in critical condition, but it was well worth it.

by The Dude June 17, 2004

Sean Kinney

The drummer for Alice in chains and in my and any other drummer with an ounce of knowledge: The best drummer that ever lived.

Man! Hes a DUUUUUUUDE!

by The Dude October 23, 2004

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005