THe dude's definitions

straight edge

1. The state of abstaining from illegal drugs, booze, tobacco and premiscous sex (last is up for debate). Started with Minor Threat.

2. A cornerstone of the Hardcore music scene (hXc) where the gang mentality and that smug "I'm Better Than You" attitude dominates a good amount of edgers. A good thing until scenesters fucked it up.

1. Nah, I don't want any. I'm straight edge.

2. Fuck off, I don't poison my body with that shit (sucker punches the guy).

by The Dude February 15, 2005

Diesel Boy

Diesel Boys are chauchies who wear the Diesel brand of clothing. These guys think that they are bad-ass in their $100 t-shirts and jeans that look like they came from the girls' rack. You can often spot Diesel Boys dressed in everything Diesel from a toquw or hat to a wrinkled shirt (it's supposed to look like that) with fake spray paint all over it, to jeans that you swear you've seen your sister wearing, to the shoes. You will often see Diesel Boys in their natural habitats of clubs. They usually travel in packs attempting to pick up chicks with too much make up. See also ass pirate

Diesel Boy: "Hey watch it these jeans cost $150!"
Normal Person: "Fuck off Diesel Boy!"

"Whoa that guy dresses like a homosexual!"
"No that's just a Diesel Boy."

by The Dude February 4, 2005

trybuchet

Derived from "trebuchet." - A trebuchet made, in part, by Trybus.

The trybuchet is a wonder of modern engineering. In some ways, it's similar to the trebuchet - a catapult designed to destroy midevil castles. However, being the "Trybuchet," it has an inherent awesomeness that no trebuchet, or weapon for that matter, can match.

We hit the lion square IN THE FACE with our trybuchet!!

by The Dude October 13, 2003

Punani

Tropical Fruit. (Well.. it IS if you think about it).

My son was sick one day. He told me, "Dad, I need some punani." So I went to the store, and asked for some punani. Little did I know...

by The Dude May 13, 2005

JRON

Ummmmm this one big mexican guy that likes dirty anal.

The JRON fucked you in the ass

by The Dude July 20, 2003

Highlight reel

phenomenon that occurs when masterbating without visual aids(i.e. porn, dirty photos, etc.) but to the thought of familiar girls. a mental run-through of various girls until deciding on a "closer" to get-er-done.

I had a good highlight reel last night but I couldn't commit on a closer.

by THe dude December 5, 2004

White Castle

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!

I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.

by The Dude August 29, 2004