THe dude's definitions

farb

fat ass rugby bitch. Female rugby players that are fat and nasty and enjoy rolling in the mud for no freaking legit reason other than increasing their level of discustingness.

Look at those farbs beating each other up over that damn ball.

by the dude May 13, 2005

the wood

Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."

Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game

In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.

Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.

by The Dude March 24, 2005

Thom Yorke

The frontman of the band Radiohead. Known for his emnotional vocals with feelings of isolation and vunerablity. Also a 98-pound lazy-eyed gnome who has read 1984 way too many times. Dances like Ian Curtis on crack and probably has ADD. An eccentric genius.

"We hope that you choke"

by The Dude September 14, 2004

trybuchet

Derived from "trebuchet." - A trebuchet made, in part, by Trybus.

The trybuchet is a wonder of modern engineering. In some ways, it's similar to the trebuchet - a catapult designed to destroy midevil castles. However, being the "Trybuchet," it has an inherent awesomeness that no trebuchet, or weapon for that matter, can match.

We hit the lion square IN THE FACE with our trybuchet!!

by The Dude October 13, 2003

New Jersey

The only state in the USA that's universally despised by both the South and the North!

"New Jersey: the Garden State! Yeah, right! If you're growing smokestacks!" -- George Carlin

by The Dude June 20, 2003

White Castle

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!

I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.

by The Dude August 29, 2004

Hooters

what you have to look at when a girl is talking to you

Hooters hooters yum yum yum,
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb.

by The Dude April 28, 2003