THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

too many chiefs and not enough Indians

nobody wants to be employed here but everyone wants to be in charge

I think the problem was that the store had too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009

STFU

be quiet already (from shut the fuck up)

A: Read the article. It's no joke.

B: STFU you liar.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2009

Pda

a public display of affection between a couple, especially one that is considered inappropriate in a particular place.

Lay off the pda you two.

by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2009

contract

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement

Those bastards have set up a contract and are targeting the Former Governor.

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2009

poison

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2009

up to par

average, of standard quality

Many modern plastics are not up to par in the way of durability.

by The Return of Light Joker August 27, 2009