THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

jorts

knee length denim shorts, jean shorts

Jorts are a summer garment. If you wear them in cold places during the winter you are obviously not thinking about keeping warm.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2008

revolving door

when someone or something leaves a place or position, only to end up back there shortly after

Don't let him use the revolving door trick.

by The Return of Light Joker December 19, 2009

vino

wine, especially cheap red wine (the standard word for wine in Spanish and Italian)

I think you have had a little too much vino.

by The Return Of Light Joker October 26, 2007

razzle-dazzle

1. showy, gaudy

2. adroit deception

They had festooned the house with razzle-dazzle all over.

by The Return of Light Joker March 4, 2009

kibitz

to give unwanted or intrusive advice to someone in a game or performance while watching(from German Via Yiddish)

Stop Kibitzing and watch the show. (example of kibitz)

by The Return of Light Joker August 21, 2009

tripe

contemptible or worthless material(from a term for the stomache lining of an animal used for food as such foodsuffs are held in low regard)

If you really think you need this tripe you need a life.

by The Return of Light Joker July 1, 2009

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010