THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

dead ringer

1. a person or thing that looks exactly like anther person or thing

2. an exact duplicate

That bear is a dead ringer of the one that was found in the pool.

by The Return of Light Joker February 17, 2009

red eye

1. a cup of coffee with an extra shot of expresso

2. an airline flight, especially one from coast to coast, that
begins late at night and ends in the morning.

3. cheap, strong whiskey.

I bet he's going for a red eye.

by The Return of Light Joker January 4, 2011

unt-cay

the vulva or vagina (from Pig-Latin for cunt)

She was walking like she was hiding something in her unt-cay

by The Return of Light Joker September 8, 2010

burr under the saddle

an annoyance or irritation

Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.

by The Return of Light Joker December 10, 2009

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2009

kangaroo

to convict someone with false evidence

They tried to kangaroo him with a forged confession.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

by The Return of Light Joker February 6, 2009