THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus

He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2009

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012

wake up call

an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action

The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2009

make noises

1. express oneself by talking, especially initially and

somewhat vaguely

2. to speak insincerely or uselessly

Don't just make noises. Make sure they get the big picture.

by The Return of Light Joker September 12, 2009

horizontal bop

the sex act, copulation

They only ever thought about who was doing the horizontal bop with who.

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2009

kid gloves

figurative gloves that you put on to treat someone or something carefully.

Tom felt like his uncle was wearing kid gloves when he treated him and his girlfriend to dinner.

by The Return of Light Joker February 10, 2009

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008