THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

liquid crack

a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (especially when drunk in one sitting)

Lay off the liquid crack before you become a alkie.

by The Return of Light joker October 16, 2009

clean the floor with

to defeat someone decisively

I will clean the floor with that punk.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2009

milk run

1. an uneventful military mission with no incidents

2. an unscrupulous campaign for political funds

They though it was going to be a milk run, but things got hectic.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2011

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008

brown out

1. for the electricity to dim or fade

2. an instance of the electricity dimming or fading, a partial black out

I hate it when we get a brown out. flicccc

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2008

bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

blues

1. depression, melancholy

2. a style of jazz music

If you have the blues, eat a square of chocolate.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009