no strings attached

free of conditions, restrictions, costs, or any other obstacles

I will buy you a waffle iron, no strings attached.

by The Return of Light Joker October 06, 2007

straw boss

a worker who serves as a supervisor of other workers

If you don't want to be a straw boss than get a different job.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

stuck-up

arrogant, conceited, thinking one is better than everyone else

Don't act so stuck-up In front of my friends.

by The Return of Light Joker July 21, 2008

whoopee cushion

a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon

If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.

by The Return of Light Joker September 15, 2009

bracelets

a pair of handcuffs

You'll end up wearing bracelets if you don't watch what you get into.

by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2010

kick out

to eject or dismiss someone

Don't kick out the girls just yet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2008