THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

bible-thumper

a fundamentalist christian who aggressively pushes their beliefs on others

I believe in god but I'm not a bible-thumper.

by The Return of Light Joker December 14, 2010

black dog

melancholia, depression

He had a major case of black dog.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009

wonder bread

conventional, ordinary (from Wonder Bread, a common brand of plain white bread)

His secretary clearly has a wonder bread sense of style as evidenced by her dreary outfit.

by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2011

chesty

1. having large breasts, buxom

2. very boastful

She's too chesty about her being chesty for my taste.

by The Return of Light Joker May 2, 2009

off-putting

1. distressing, unsettling

2. annoying

3. repellent, disgusting

He wore an off-putting hat with his tattered pants and stained shirt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2009

blues

1. depression, melancholy

2. a style of jazz music

If you have the blues, eat a square of chocolate.

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009

wood butcher

a carpenter, especially an incompetent one (probably influenced by butcher, incompetent surgeon)

If that wood butcher comes to the door again, I'm gonna sue the pants off of him.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2008