THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

carpet

a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.

by The Return of Light Joker May 9, 2008

acid reflex

slang for acid reflux disease

I thought I had acid reflex but it was just because I thought about my condition too much.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2009

no no

something forbidden, something against the rules(from an essentially juvenile euphemism)

Beards are a no no in the military of many countries.

by The Return of Light Joker February 16, 2008

town pump

a promiscuous woman, especially one who lives nearby (from a term for a water supply shared by a town or village)

Here comes the town pump. Lets get out of here.

by The Return of Light Joker June 18, 2010

shovelware

an array of haphazard software emphasizing quantity rather than quality

This shit is totally half-assed. Who assembled this shovelware?

by The Return of Light Joker August 5, 2011

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

bracelets

a pair of handcuffs

You'll end up wearing bracelets if you don't watch what you get into.

by The Return of Light Joker April 10, 2010