THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

have game

To have a high degree of skill

I have game when it comes to debating.

by The Return of Light Joker August 6, 2008

get some

to succeed in having sex or finding a sexual partner(a euphemism)

How do those punks always get some?

by The Return of Light Joker January 18, 2008

until the cows come home

after or for a very long time

He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.

by The Return of Light Joker December 27, 2009

Spritzer

a glass of wine mixed with carbonated water(not to be confused with champagne)

I ain't having another spritzer.

by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2008

organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

by The Return of Light Joker December 16, 2009

map

1. the face

2. a bank check

If you keep your map clean you won't get as many zits.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2009

fork

1. to maltreat

2. to copulate
(both senses are used as a euphemism for fuck)

She wants to fork you as if you were a plaything.

by The Return of Light Joker August 11, 2008