dick

1. the penis

2. a despised person

3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

by The Return of Light Joker March 09, 2008

in a walk

very easily

I could have found what you needed in a walk, and yet you never asked for my help.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2011

retread

1. a used tire with a new tread

2. a person who was in the military and is comes back or is recalled in order to perform additional service

3. someone who used to be in a particular, job, institution, etc. but has no will, desire, or capability to continue or return

They had yet another retread in tow.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2010

upstairs

in the brain, mentally

He was alright upstairs, but he was a bit shaky on his feet.

by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2009

grundle

the perineum, especially the male perineum

I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2011

heifer

a a heavy or fat woman (from a term referring to cow that has not given birth)

Some heifer came in and started talking shit about the project.

by The Return of Light Joker September 10, 2008

link rot

the process by which a web link becomes broken or irrelevant as time goes on

The site was plagued with link rot.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2009