THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012

done by mirrors

done in deceptive way

The work of the organization was often done by mirrors.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2012

lick one's wounds

to attempt to heal one's injuries or make oneself feel better

ff you just lick your wounds when that asshole is still out there than you wont have chance to warn the anyone to avoid him. (example of lick one's wounds)

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

nothing to sneeze at

something significant or consequential

Her history as a folklorist was nothing to sneeze at.

by The Return of Light Joker January 8, 2012

red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

energizer bunny

someone with seemingly unlimited energy and/or endurance

A situation like that calls for an energizer bunny

by The Return of Light Joker January 12, 2012

impaired

alcohol intoxicated, drunk

I think you are becoming impaired faster than you realize.

by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2012