THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

trank

1. a tranquilizer

2. to use tranquilizers

Don't uses that trank to deal with something like a bee.

by The Return of Light Joker January 26, 2009

zoo

a confusing and chaotic place

The demonstration turned into a zoo so quickly.

by The Return of Light Joker February 24, 2008

cheap date

a person who does not need very many drinks to become intoxicated.

If your a cheap date I'd hate to see your parents at a bar.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2010

mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2010

egg

1. to throw eggs at

2. a person

According to a news story from a few weeks ago a Russian man has told some youths "go ahead, egg my Hummer".

by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2008

honk

1. to sound the horn of a car

2. to vomit

You don't have to honk every time you encounter traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2009

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011