fuzz-face

a man with stubble or an unkempt beard

If you weren't such a fuzz-face you wouldn't have a problem with itching when wearing a face mask.

by The Return of Light Joker August 09, 2010

howl

1. something very amusing

2. a complaint

The gaffe at the concert was the biggest howl in town.

by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2011

choke point

a place where activity or passage cannot continue, such as a bottleneck in the road

The very last day was the day when my group hit a choke point.

by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2010

lifer

1. a convict serving a life sentence in prison

2. someone who goes joins the military and stays for the sake of having a job

Some lifer was trying to sue the prison for negligence because of an itch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 29, 2010

off base

1. not appropriate

2. by surprise

3. incorrect, not accurate

His claims are totally off base.

by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2010

off like a prom dress

departing, or about to depart

As soon as he finished his meal he was off like a prom dress.

by The Return of Light Joker September 05, 2011

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011