wake up call

an event so dramatic or troubling that it effectively serves as an alert, reminder or call to action
The failure of the ongoing efforts to produce effective solutions should have been a wake up call to stop arguing.
by The Return of Light Joker September 06, 2009
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make noises

1. express oneself by talking, especially initially and

somewhat vaguely

2. to speak insincerely or uselessly
Don't just make noises. Make sure they get the big picture.
by The Return of Light Joker September 12, 2009
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bozo filter

a desirable but non existant device that would automatically exclude from the network, anyone known to do things that lead to problems
He would still be to cheap to afford a bozo filter if it existed.
by The Return of Light Joker February 01, 2010
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Apple tax

the steeper price paid for Apple products in comparison to the equally effective products of competitors.
The Apple tax hits users in the wallet.
by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2011
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sprout

She has one sprout too many.
by The Return of Light Joker March 22, 2008
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dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)
Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.
by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008
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E

That E can do more harm to you than you might think.
by The Return of Light Joker November 29, 2010
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