THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

headlights

1. the eyes

2. a woman's breasts

His lust was apparent when he laid his headlights on her headlights.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2012

eater

something that dissolves or corrodes a material

That mildew eater is harmful to the skin. Don't touch the tub until it is washed off.

by The Return of Light Joker January 6, 2008

ninny

1. a stupid or silly person, an idiot (from nincompoop)

2. a woman's breast (usually plural)

You are such a ninny these days.

by The Return of Light Joker December 24, 2007

dynamite charge

a strong charge given by a judge to a jury to ensure that they reach a verdict, especially if said jury is deadlocked

A dynamite charge is prohibited by law in some places.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2011

artist

a person who is skilled in or specializes in something

I would respect her more if she weren't such a gossip artist.

by The Return of Light Joker April 20, 2012

yowzah

yes, absolutely

You mean an amusement park?, yowzah.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2008

abandonware

computers software or devices that have been discontinued and are no long sold in stores

Not all abandonware fades into obscurity.

by The Return of Light Joker June 11, 2010