THe Return of Light Joker's definitions

7-11

slang for the convenience store 7-Eleven

I ain't going to 7-11 just to get lunch.

by The Return of Light Joker March 31, 2008

red

1. a s capsule of secobarbital, a barbiturate derived drug

2. intoxicated with marijuana

3. a person with red hair

Don't even touch that red.

by The Return of Light Joker April 1, 2008

asphalt

slang for asphalt concrete

With the change in seasons, Chicago's asphalt is destabilized and prone to forming potholes.

by The Return of Light Joker April 2, 2008

lockjaw

1. difficulty or pain in opening ones mouth due to a medical condition, injury, or infection

2. an upper class accent

If you keep chewing your nails like that you could get lockjaw.

by The Return of Light Joker April 3, 2008

seven year itch

1. an urge to commit infidelity during one's seventh year of
marriage

2. any major dissatisfaction with a marriage

He's got the seven year itch and expects me to give him advice.

by The Return of Light Joker April 4, 2008

elephantitis

slang for the deforming disease known as elephantiasis(a good example of how a word related to health care can be misheard so easily)

He could have come back from his trip with elephantitis.

by The Return of Light Joker April 5, 2008

Push your luck

to take additional risks when things are going well

Dubya didn't remember what happens when you push your luck and as a result his popularity plummeted after he announced his idea about fighting terror.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2008