THE OLD SCHOOLER's definitions

downward doggo

A doggo that is waving his butt in the air with his head on the ground. (Playful position)

Look at that downward doggo!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER May 11, 2018

tapeworm

He is in arguably the gayest of all creatures. He's pink, he's a worm, and he likes to go up your butt.

I got a tapeworm from eating Chipotle.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018

Booty Flask

A flask you keep in your back pocket to take out and pass around when shit gets boring. (So always) Good for church, school, work, family occasions, funerals ect.

Person 1: This church lunch is so boring!
Person 2: I know right? Lucky for you I always got me trusty booty flask!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER December 1, 2018

Bahai Blast

A divine soda. Taco Bell is the seat of a contented colon and a nourished soul. To eat it is to feel joy. To feel joy is to eat it. It is beautiful. Yet to properly respect this most sacred gift of God it must be and only can be consumed with the proper traditional drink. Truly a drink which consumed by the right soul can lead to All-Venerable Spiritual Ecstasy! A pop who's heavenly flavor bubbles up to eternal life! The beverage of the Aeon. Once, an Angel came down and troubled the waters of an extra-large cup of Bahai Blast. Any man who drinks thereof drinks to eternal life! When someone thinks this is merely a joke or disrespectful to the religion, remember, all of my memories are very precious blessings that I owe to God. Even the good food and drink that I was blessed to consume growing up and till this very day. This isn't even ironic. When God so created the hard-shell taco, he so created the Bahai Blast in that very same breath. And to this day, the closeness of these two seemingly unrelated words is not lost on me. The mystery of the Bahai Blast is real! No disrespect. This is actually highest respect. Even little blessings from God are sacred. Plus it's just really good.

The Bahai Blast went great with that Chipotle Ranch Chicken Burrito!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole

Fidget Spinners.

My little brother kept whacking me with one of those stupid Fidget Spinner things! I swear those things are the Spawn Of Satan's Ass Hole!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place where lots of shitty definitions are accepted but some of my best ones are turned down.

Dude 1:Man, I was looking at some of those definitions people put on Urban Dictionary, and half of them were not even that funny.
Dude 2: I know right? Like half of my best ones weren't even accepted!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 1, 2017

Millionth Dollar

A very dirty dollar.

That clam took me millionth dollar!!!!! Ahaha why?

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017