THE OLD SCHOOLER's definitions

dead ass

When shit is real. I mean REAL, real.

I think I'm gonna take that last shot like, dead ass.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 21, 2018

Thanksgiving

A holiday to celebrate everything we're grateful for. Like killing off the majority of a once great people and turning their beautiful continent into a shopping mall. After eating one hella big meal, we get drunk and head over to the local mall for black Friday. That's where we cut off a five year old girl's arm to get to the doll that she was reaching for. Sodomizing a big bird with some bread crumbs is a dinner staple.

Bob: Happy Thanksgiving my dude!
Jake: Thanks man, but I still feel like I ain't got shit to be grateful for.
Native guy: I literally don't have running water at my house.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 21, 2018

Booty Flask

A flask you keep in your back pocket to take out and pass around when shit gets boring. (So always) Good for church, school, work, family occasions, funerals ect.

Person 1: This church lunch is so boring!
Person 2: I know right? Lucky for you I always got me trusty booty flask!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER December 1, 2018

shiba

A fire type doggo. Well known to be good bois.

That's one thick shiba.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 31, 2018

shiba inu

He a cute doggo. So cute he steal yo girl.

bf: I love you girl- aww hell naw-why she leaving with that shiba inu?
gf: You're not floofy enough!
shiba: Doing you a seduce...

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 4, 2018

oobama

He shines with awesomeness. When you gaze upon his glorious likeness,the only sound you'll be able to utter is "oo."

Person 1: Is that...?
Person 2: Yes, oobama!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018

Creeper

The picture below pretty much explains it.

That's one jeeper of a Creeper.

by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018