munchjob kit

Used to aid a munchjob. Contents include:

• (1) hairy mustache (may be used for disguise or simply pleasure)
• (1) container of Altoids
• (1) pair of tweezers
• (3) rolls of dental floss
• (10 oz.) tarter sauce (for added flavor)

Knowing what was to come, he whipped out his munchjob kit and immediately began to apply the tarter sauce...

by The General November 23, 2003

Chi Chi the Jet estevez

One who rules the mat like no one ever has been ruled or rules ass like it's nobodys buisness was the greatest luchador ever Career highlights winning the World Championship at No Way Out in a Cage match against Micky The Steamboat Santoga. Career Lows Losing the Belt at wrestlemania XXIV to the greatest ever to win a royal rumble he self proclaimed Greatest the world has ever seen Jimmy The General Bodine

Chi Chi the Jet conquered many opponets Turbulance, but failed to ever claim the right to say that he was the true Champion at the grandest stage of them all the showcase of the imortals Wrestlemania

by The General January 31, 2003

the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

by The General June 06, 2004

po

Shortened version of poor, usually reserved to describe someone of extreme poverty.

He's so po he couldn't afford the other half of the word.

by The General April 02, 2004

dildo

VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.

by The General February 26, 2004

cock push ups

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

by The General June 03, 2004

crunkered

Usage of the word "crunk." May be used as the past tense of the word crunk.

"Yo I got so crunkered last night."

by the general April 13, 2005