THE GENERAL's definitions

wreck

1) To really whoop someone physically or verbally; to hand it to them.

When adjectivized ({wrecked}) it becomes a word to describe how messed up someone was becuase of a physical or verbal beating, or sometimes because of substance abuse.

1) When the volleyball team ran the guantlet to initiate their freshmen, Bean picked up a sandal and totally wrecked someone.
2) I totally wrecked my histroy teacher when we debated Fascism vs. totalitarianism.
3) Last night I met up with Mike and smoked a bowl, I was so wrecked that I couldn't find my way back home.

by The General March 28, 2004

po

Shortened version of poor, usually reserved to describe someone of extreme poverty.

He's so po he couldn't afford the other half of the word.

by The General April 2, 2004

DST

DST, or daylight saving time, is both a blessing and a curse. Its purpose is to make the day longer (daylight saving) by setting clocks forward one hour. This initially screws us over by depriving us of one hour of sleep on the first saturday night in April. However, it also allows us to enjoy the sunlight for an extra hour in the summertime, letting us party hardy every night for that extra 60 minutes.

Jim: DST fucked me over last night, I only got 5 hours of sleep.
Bill: Yeah but think of all the extra daylight we will have this summer, during which we can party hardy.

by The General April 4, 2004

remo

n. one who is retarded emotionally; origin comes from the combination of the words 'retard' and 'emotion' using the tenses of the former

She cheated on him but he keeps going back to her, the fucking remo.

She still likes him even though he's an asshole to her, she's so remoed.

by The General December 10, 2003

sped

One who attends Special Ed programs at his or her school one who partakes in illegal drug use One who uses the F-word 30+ times a day

Alex had to go to Mrs. Adams class today because he is a sped and was caught spedifying the hallway with the Hall brothers.

by The General January 31, 2003

remeed

One who is a remedial student one who acts as if life is the 4th grade one who is not intelligent yet does not attend Special Education classes and does not use illegal drugs, but hangs out with Kyle Hudson

Amber Posey is writing notes during class to her boyfriend like a remeed.

by The General January 31, 2003

Conklen

One who spends life in friends shadow one who plays basketball with the speds (see Sped) at lunch one who tells people he fingered his young cousin one who listens to a mix of country music and european metal one who drives a big pickup truck full of guns and dead deer one who sports the mullet one who wheres tight black jeans "Boots" and sleeveless Metallica shirts

Conklen went to live with chad. Conklen Drives a Big Pickup truck even when he's drunk

by The General January 31, 2003