THE GENERAL's definitions

the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

by The General June 6, 2004

Chi Chi the Jet estevez

One who rules the mat like no one ever has been ruled or rules ass like it's nobodys buisness was the greatest luchador ever Career highlights winning the World Championship at No Way Out in a Cage match against Micky The Steamboat Santoga. Career Lows Losing the Belt at wrestlemania XXIV to the greatest ever to win a royal rumble he self proclaimed Greatest the world has ever seen Jimmy The General Bodine

Chi Chi the Jet conquered many opponets Turbulance, but failed to ever claim the right to say that he was the true Champion at the grandest stage of them all the showcase of the imortals Wrestlemania

by The General January 31, 2003

gettin' butt

A term used to describe getting some action, mainly referring to intercourse. It is used often when describing singles action, when neither parties have a significant other and are just hooking up.

My brother didn't come home until 11:30 this morning, he was probably partying hardy or just gettin' butt last night.

by The General May 16, 2004

napacious

Constituting or characterizing greatness or an excess of awesomeness. See synonyms at bitchin.

He was such a napacious volleyball player that we had to recruit him immediately.

by The General December 6, 2004

sped

One who attends Special Ed programs at his or her school one who partakes in illegal drug use One who uses the F-word 30+ times a day

Alex had to go to Mrs. Adams class today because he is a sped and was caught spedifying the hallway with the Hall brothers.

by The General January 31, 2003

wreck

1) To really whoop someone physically or verbally; to hand it to them.

When adjectivized ({wrecked}) it becomes a word to describe how messed up someone was becuase of a physical or verbal beating, or sometimes because of substance abuse.

1) When the volleyball team ran the guantlet to initiate their freshmen, Bean picked up a sandal and totally wrecked someone.
2) I totally wrecked my histroy teacher when we debated Fascism vs. totalitarianism.
3) Last night I met up with Mike and smoked a bowl, I was so wrecked that I couldn't find my way back home.

by The General March 28, 2004

DST

DST, or daylight saving time, is both a blessing and a curse. Its purpose is to make the day longer (daylight saving) by setting clocks forward one hour. This initially screws us over by depriving us of one hour of sleep on the first saturday night in April. However, it also allows us to enjoy the sunlight for an extra hour in the summertime, letting us party hardy every night for that extra 60 minutes.

Jim: DST fucked me over last night, I only got 5 hours of sleep.
Bill: Yeah but think of all the extra daylight we will have this summer, during which we can party hardy.

by The General April 4, 2004