THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE's definitions

Nerf Battle

A segment of a Nerf War in which 2 people are shooting at each other. Lasts until one player retreats.

“They had a nerf battle so intense, it was the highlight of the War.”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Jerk

A person who shoots innocent kids/teens/adults with an Airsoft Gun in the middle of a Nerf War.

Tom: “THAT GUY IS SUCH A JERK”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Chewy

The name of a Nerf War General Who has won the Chewy Nation Badge of Honor.

Chewy

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Nerf War

An activity in which involves shooting entities (usually humans) with blasters that fire small foam projectiles. 2 or more players needed.

Me: “I IS GONNA OWN ALL OF YOUR FACES IN THE NERF WAR TONIGHT!!”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE January 2, 2018

SlingFire

Only the best Nerf gun in the world.
Comes with 6-dart clip and Z-Strike Darts.
I use a 25-dart clip with it.

I got the SlingFire!! Yay!!

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Airsoft gun

A wannabe Nerf Gun that shoots boring old pellets

Nerf is better

Me: “Hey Little Timmy, you see that guy with the Airsoft gun?”

“Yeah”

Me: “What is he?”

“A wimp”

Me: “Correct. Very good”

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018

Grammar

Completely unnecessary

Grammar

by THE ANONYMOUS FIGURE May 2, 2018