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Slowp

A really slow comeback or quip that is so lame or slow that it's pathetic, ineffectual, or just self-damaging.
"You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a slowp."
by TFE September 15, 2007
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Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.
"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."
by TFE August 28, 2007
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The Giggle Loop

The exponentially irresistible urge to laugh and giggle in inappropriate situations, such as when asked to take a moment of silence in honor of someone or something, or a solemn ceremony like a wedding or funeral.
The harder one resists the urge to laugh, the funnier the idea of what would have happened HAD you laughed becomes, resulting in an even stronger urge to laugh.

Coined by the British sitcom "Coupling".
"To know of the giggle loop is to become part of the giggle loop!"
by TFE July 4, 2008
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To the Right

The alternate opposite bizarro version of To the Left. Basically telling someone you totally dig them and want to get in their pants.
"Damn gurrll, to the right, to the right."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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Secularmas

Our glorious American holiday that comes every December 25th. A day for getting material items and hoping your adventures in various malls and shopping centers will bear fruit.
"Man, what'd you get for Secularmas?"
"An Xbox 360 niggag, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YES!"
by TFE January 11, 2008
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Gende Master

Stemming from the Persian word for a whore, prostitute, or just basic bitch, Gende.
A Gende Master is on a whole 'nother level, it doesn't necessarily mean they're sexually promiscuous, rather it's an interchangable term for Asshole or Shithead or whatever, it's a fairly nice insult.
"Man, that bitch is such a Gende Master, always on my ass."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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Brazzi

Just a derogatory word for a Brazilian, though it can be harmless and fun depending on the use and who you use it with.
"Hey look it's Brazzi!"
"Bitch please..."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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