48 definitions by TFE

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A slang for "Don't Embarrass Yourself", sort of a bitch please-like retort to somebody spewing some bullshit.
Basically like, "Stop Killing/Embarrassing/Making a Fool of/ Yourself", though body taken simply can just mean to murder.
"Fuck you nigga, ya'll ain't shit and your hair ain't shit!"
"Bitch please, don't body yourself."
by TFE July 24, 2006
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23
The combination of the words douche and doofus; a great insult meaning anything in general, from a jackass to an idiot.
by TFE August 11, 2005
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24
Really lazy and dry way of saying Dude.
"Yo...dud...gimme some of your fries."
"Fucks that."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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A smoother variation on fuck that, which basically means "No" or "Forget that".
Another example is bitch please.
Joey: Yo man, ya'll got any cashmoney? I needz ta feedz.
Me: Man! Fucks that! Ya'll still owe me ten bucks!
by TFE August 09, 2005
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A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.
"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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27
An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.
"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."
by TFE May 23, 2006
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Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.
"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."
by TFE February 20, 2007
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