by TFE February 20, 2007
A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.
"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."
by TFE August 28, 2007
The exponentially irresistible urge to laugh and giggle in inappropriate situations, such as when asked to take a moment of silence in honor of someone or something, or a solemn ceremony like a wedding or funeral.
The harder one resists the urge to laugh, the funnier the idea of what would have happened HAD you laughed becomes, resulting in an even stronger urge to laugh.
Coined by the British sitcom "Coupling".
The harder one resists the urge to laugh, the funnier the idea of what would have happened HAD you laughed becomes, resulting in an even stronger urge to laugh.
Coined by the British sitcom "Coupling".
by TFE July 04, 2008
A really lame nickname for the fastfood joint Carl's Jr, presumably stemming from the unhealthiness of the food.
"Man, let's go get some criscut fries."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."
"CARl'S JR? More like...Carl's Funeral!"
"Shut the fuck up dude."
by TFE February 20, 2007
A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.
by TFE July 26, 2006
To snitch or divulge private information about a person. Mainly equivalent to snitch though, used in criminal terms.
To snitch for some sort of protection or legal incentive.
To snitch for some sort of protection or legal incentive.
"Shiiit son, why the fuck am I in jail? My friend got out on parole!"
"Hah, stupidass, he rolled on you!"
"H-He wouldn't roll on me...I think..."
"Hah, your ass is grass!"
"Hah, stupidass, he rolled on you!"
"H-He wouldn't roll on me...I think..."
"Hah, your ass is grass!"
by TFE May 28, 2006