TFE's definitions

Hey Shithead

A greeting along the lines of the Scottish slang "Hey, cunt!" or the African American slang "Sup, nigga!" wherein one uses a usually derogatory term or insult in a sense of comradery wherein it's not insulting when used between friends or homies.

"Hey shithead!"
"OH MY SHIT!"

by TFE November 18, 2006

Dead

A state of being intensely high, drunk, or both.

"Shit...I'm so dead...this MJ is killer..."

by TFE February 20, 2007

My Gad

An irritating yet catchy alternative to swearing in the name of "God". Try to sound like a nasal person from the East Coast and stretch on the "A" as long as possible.

"My gad!"
"MY Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahd!"

by TFE February 20, 2007

Crabgasm

An orgasm somehow induced by a crustacean, possibly involving anal or oral entry.

"His Hexican wife gave him a crabgasm, didya hear?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, she slowly eased it within his inner sanctum until he came furiously upon it's hot red armor."
"That's hot."

by TFE May 28, 2006

bull dike

An extremely masculine woman, often a lesbian, who could be mistaken for a man from a distance.

"Man, look at that bull dike! She needs to fucking shave..."

by TFE December 13, 2006

crisscut fries

Basically the greatest invention ever. Mutated Carl's Jr fries. Been known to rip families apart.

"son, give me some of your crisscut fries..."
"Fuck you dad."

by TFE February 20, 2007

Ho Please

A sort of alternate retort accompanying Bitch Please to use on females. Trick Please also works quite well.

"Nigga! Your hair ain't shit and your car ain't shit either!"
"Tsss...Ho Please!"

by TFE July 26, 2006