TEX's definitions

HYDROZEEN

Heavy metal band that plays music about Death, Hell and Drugs. Also a form of rocket fuel used by drag racers in the 60's to add more punch to there nitro.

if you wan't music that you can listen to that will still scare the shit out of the religeous right then you want HYDROZEEN.

by tex February 6, 2004

brown out

When the stupid power company lacks the power grid capacity, and causes all my lights to flicker and resets my clocks and computers.

If I get another brown out, I'm going to firebomb the electric company.

by tex May 24, 2004

Off The Road

Far More Intense Than "Off The Hook" Or "Off The Chain"

Person 1..You see that hottie at the bar?
Person 2..yeah, shes bangin
Person 3..man, shes "Off The Road"

by TeX October 29, 2003

stang

to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

fuck Hit smash cut Pipe beat the breaks off

What it do Lilmama? Im try'n ta stang some'n.

by TEX January 19, 2005

spidermanned

Breast enlargement for a movie role.

What Kirsten Dunst had done for the movie Spiderman.

She had her boobies spidermanned.

by Tex April 17, 2004

excuses are like asses

Indicates the prevelance or abundance of a thing. Adds a negative connotation to what every you are comparing to assholes. Usually used as "blanks" are like asshole, everyone's got one.

Mustangs are like assholes, every one has one.

by tex May 24, 2004