TD's definitions

Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

by Td November 5, 2021

teenie

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"

by td March 26, 2004

lozzy loz

The most sexy, loveliest girl alive :)

Where's my lozzy loz....

by td February 21, 2004

FCC

Facist bastards who bitch about anything and everything. They're a conservative extremist organization thats a puppet of the bush administration. These right wing assholes have nothing better to do with their time than bitch about Janet Jackson's titties and Howard Stern's liberal views. They try to censor anything that's left wing, and so far, it seems like they may succeed. Do the country a favor and vote Democrat in 2004.

Damn FCC is censoring the Howard Stern show again. Fucking facist dickheads.

by td March 26, 2004

Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

by Td April 12, 2017

The Matrix Revolutions

One of the most overhyped films of decade, to be fed a load of ..... ****

Holy shit I paid $10 to watch that piece of crap?

by td February 21, 2004

civic

9 times out of 10, it's nothing more than the San Francisco Treat on wheels. Usually sporting a huge-ass spoiler and decals for every manufacturer out there, and some really gay flame decals and underbody neons. Sometimes, you'll even see some really ugly body kit on there painted a different color than the rest of the body.

Did you see that gay Civic we just passed? The thing has more rice than a rice field in China.

by td March 26, 2004