TANTI - (SHAUN WARD)'s definitions

Flock of Sparrows

When visable bottom sickness has the appearance of a flock of sparrows landing. Similar to Squidgy Pyapps but liberated.

Ooooh, I've just been to drop the kids off and it was like a flock of sparrows landing.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Wife Beater

Stella Artois

Feeling RAF this morning, i've took sixteen pints of wife beater on board last night

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Bullobango

A game played by eccentric country folk, with an affinity for livestock and who have been staring at the moon for too long. A prize bull is placed in a pen, then the contestant carefully but firmly grabs it by the horns and gently inserts his "full stick" up its' nose. In a vain attempt to remove the offending article, that good old boy will lick the bollocks off the player until the cows come home. The winner is the person who can last the longest, without going off like a rip rap. Time penalties are incurred for making the bulls eyes water or causing it to moo. Participants are disqualified if the bulls eyes roll back in their sockets. Bullobango is the "FULL ON" extreme sport for country zooaphiles. Automatic qualification can be achieved with the aid of a hair lip, lazy eye, or cloven hoof.

Bye 'eck, al tell thee. I were playin' Bullobango last neet, an a never really did have a good grip of ol' Winston. Noo the bartards runnin rownt meadow wi me pips swingin from his horns like a couple o' christmas borballs

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 24, 2004

Curly Perm

A sudden and fast involuntary emission of wind, so high in pitch in fact, that the air crackles. A painful and unpleaseurable experiance that leaves all bung hole bumfluff tightly coiled like clock springs.

Oooooh, I think I've just given myself a "curly perm".

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Flying Carpet

Akin to log watching under the glass coffee table, where the missus lays one out and you can watch the delivery without getting a face full of corn. The flying carpet is when she jumps over the coffee table naked, in the style of a Olympic hurdler and you get a snapshot of her hairy tomato barmcake

Peter was giddily chasing naked Marrion around the living room, when she expertly hurdled the living room coffee table, where Shaun was laying in wait, perfectly positioned for a snapshot of her beautiful puffed up fluffy flying carpet.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) August 11, 2004

Bearded Clam

Abundantly hairy front bum, dungeon, tomato barmcake.

Oh, the bearded

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 4, 2004

Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004