Bullobango 

A game played by eccentric country folk, with an affinity for livestock and who have been staring at the moon for too long. A prize bull is placed in a pen, then the contestant carefully but firmly grabs it by the horns and gently inserts his "full stick" up its' nose. In a vain attempt to remove the offending article, that good old boy will lick the bollocks off the player until the cows come home. The winner is the person who can last the longest, without going off like a rip rap. Time penalties are incurred for making the bulls eyes water or causing it to moo. Participants are disqualified if the bulls eyes roll back in their sockets. Bullobango is the "FULL ON" extreme sport for country zooaphiles. Automatic qualification can be achieved with the aid of a hair lip, lazy eye, or cloven hoof.

Bye 'eck, al tell thee. I were playin' Bullobango last neet, an a never really did have a good grip of ol' Winston. Noo the bartards runnin rownt meadow wi me pips swingin from his horns like a couple o' christmas borballs

Bullobango by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 24, 2004

Bullbanged 

Like a, let's say, your drunk and you wake up next to an obese bull. The pain in your ass is proof that the bull did indeed bang you.

Oh no, I shouldn't have spent a night on the farm. I've been bullbanged!

Bullbanged by BranSalamJosh November 24, 2009

Bullfango 

An annoying monster appearing in the first monster hunter game

Despite having a drome form, these little shits are annoying by themselves

They can appear everywhere and like the konchu will ruin your day

They are the worst in freedom unite, as they seem to somehow hit you no matter what

Worst creature to be around when carrying an egg

These bullfangos are everywhere! I can't even escape them in the swamp!

Damn bullfango hit me while I was fighting a monster and I fainted!!!

The worst monster is the bullfango

Bullfango by The69thTigrex October 18, 2020