Definitions by T.V. John

softporn 

Sexy media content that is not quite pornographic

The way the female dancers in the music video were shaking their butts was softporn.

softporn by T.V. John February 7, 2013

boho 

a drug-addcted life

She went boho, when she started using dope.

boho by T.V. John January 21, 2013

tool 

a person who uses people for selfish purposes without intending to give anything in return

The way he always talks about himself all the time and is always interrupting everybody so they cannot talk, I knew he was a tool as soon as I met him. Man, he really tooled you!

tool by T.V. John November 18, 2012

bloatdown 

To get fat; to become obese. The condition of becoming fat. A person who has become obese

Now weighing 403 pounds, he had a bloatdown of gaining over 200 pounds in the last two years.

bloatdown by T.V. John August 18, 2012

firecracker 

a hothead; a personality who unexpectedly loses his temper; a person who quickly becomes angry without justification; someone who is easily frustrated into making hostile outbursts; an irrational who routinely yells or screams at others for no apparent reason; an explosive personality.

He turned into a real firecracker, whenever he did not get his way.

firecracker by T.V. John August 16, 2012

flatus 

Flatus is intestinal gas, also known as a fart

His passing stinky flatus and then blaming me for it was a real suckalation.

flatus by T.V. John May 24, 2012

megadacious 

hugely awesome, stunningly huge, overwhelmingly bold, exceedingly bodacious, boldly successful, jaw-droppingly beautiful, appealingly mega-sexy

He was hung with a megadacious pillar of audacity.

megadacious by T.V. John March 16, 2012