Definitions by T.V. John

blockchain 

Blockchain can include all kinds of distributed databases and applications with varying levels of decentralization.

When you buy a cryptocurrency, you might not know that the blockchain will be maintained.

blockchain by T.V. John June 19, 2019

divo 

A male diva

A divo to-the-bone wants to be left alone, unless he is the center of attention.

divo by T.V. John May 14, 2019

kerfuckle 

n. a messed up mess
v. to mess something up

The political candidate created a real kerfuckle for himself, when he lied about his finances.

kerfuckle by T.V. John November 6, 2016

self-vidie 

A self video of oneself

Holding her cell phone as a video camera, she made a self-vidie of herself bicycling.
He liked to see himself talk, so he made a self-vid of his talking into his cell phone's video camera.
He was self-viding himself with his video camera, while he sang his favorite song.

self-vidie by T.V. John November 14, 2013

humbugger 

A negative person who finds fault with everything and everyone.

He was a real humbugger with the way he was always finding fault with everything and everybody.

humbugger by T.V. John May 7, 2013

brain fart 

a bad idea

It was a real brain fart, when he started talking about how his pants fell down while wearing them low.

brain fart by T.V. John March 27, 2013

photo bomb 

an unexpected person or thing that gets in the way of a photograph being taken

That drunk clown was a real photo bomb, when he got into the wedding photographs that were being taken of the bride and groom!

photo bomb by T.V. John February 22, 2013