Happy Feet

A cruel yet funny form of torture in which the victim is tied up nice and tight then mercilessly tickled on the soles of the feet for hours on end.
"Oh no... No, not that... Not that! Not "Happy Feet!!" Not "HAPPY FEET!!" Not "Happy FEE-HEEE-HEEEEET!!!!"
by T.Ractorhead November 26, 2006
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mangle

1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.
"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."
by T.Ractorhead December 03, 2006
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fraught

Filled with or full of a feeling, force or intention.
Creepy old woman: "Careful boy... Those woods are fraught with danger... Heh, heh, heh..."

Christian Observer: "This site is fraught with wickedness."
by T.Ractorhead December 03, 2006
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Sidearms

A coin-op game released by Capcom/Romstar in 1986. The full title was Sidearms Hyperdyne in the U.S. and Hyperdyne Sidearms in Japan. Sidearms was a very underated and somewhat rare shooter/shmup with a Robo-Tech type theme. The game featured both 1 and 2 player simultaneous action, horizontal and vertical scrolling, several stages ranging from moderate to downright difficult, challenging and sometimes huge bosses, a special power-up that unlocked a dual mecha transformation and other bonus features. The game was ported mostly to computers such as the Atari ST, and Commodore 64 as well as the PC-Engine/TurboGrafx-16 and also Sony's PSP in a Capcom compilation. Sidearms was the second game in a series known as "Jetpack Hero" which started with Section-Z and ended with Forgotten Worlds. They are related only in that they have a similar layout and gameplay; each game in the series has it's own storyline.
"I can't believe how accurate this port of Sidearms is and the sound is better than the arcade verion!!"
by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006
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Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.
Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."
by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006
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pilckle

"Pilckle" is ebonic slang for "pickle".
"Does you want pilckles wit cho sandwich?"
by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006
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project puppy

A rambunctious or neglected "ghetto child" who plays were ever he/she wants while the lazy parent/parents lay around getting drunk and stoned.
"I really HATE AIMCO!! Ever since they took over our project and torn down the playgrounds, that project puppy and his pup friends have been playing in our yard!!"
by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006
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