48 definitions by T.J. Dubz

Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

by T.J. Dubz June 26, 2012

Meat Cookie

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.

Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

by T.J. Dubz June 16, 2008

Worshington

A Midwest corn packer term used to say Washington.

I want to go out to Seattle Worshington to see my son next summer.

by T.J. Dubz August 15, 2011

Nig Nog

NIGNOGG, also NIG NOG is a mix of hennessy and egg nogg.

Hey bruva, go ahead and mix me up some of that Nig Nog.

by T.J. Dubz December 18, 2008

corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

by T.J. Dubz February 24, 2011

It's on like Alderaan

A star wars fans way to express "it's on". Same meaning as "it's on like donkey kong". Just relates to star wars instead.

Luke: Are you going to the screening of the next "insert George Lucas next star wars movie here"?

Sith Lord: O yea, it's on like Alderaan!

by T.J. Dubz June 29, 2012