T.J. Dubz's definitions

Ray Charles

A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.

person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.

by T.J. Dubz January 11, 2008

corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

by T.J. Dubz March 11, 2011

Yea it is

A Midwest corn-packer term used to agree with what someone says.

1: It is cold as all hell out here.
2: Yea it is.

1: Walking through corn fields is hotter than monkey balls.
2: Yea it is.

by T.J. Dubz June 13, 2011

Free Breasting

Much like going commando, when women don't wear a bra. A lot like when guys go free balling when they don't wear underwear.

guy 1: Daaaaamn look at those boulders!

guy 2: wow, talk about tera-flop.. she must be free breasting

by T.J. Dubz May 27, 2009

It's on like Alderaan

A star wars fans way to express "it's on". Same meaning as "it's on like donkey kong". Just relates to star wars instead.

Luke: Are you going to the screening of the next "insert George Lucas next star wars movie here"?

Sith Lord: O yea, it's on like Alderaan!

by T.J. Dubz July 1, 2012

Make Out, With My Snake Out

A definitive time to party. Just a party variation of to Hang out with my Wang out.

guy 1. Its Friday Mang, lets go hit river street.
guy 2. Hells yea, I'm gonna Make out, with my snake out.

by T.J. Dubz January 13, 2010

Hipsters Gonna Hip

When a hippie is into weird elitist things and tries to boast about it to everyone around them. If you don't comply, you are a piece of shit.

Guy: Did what's her face tell you that you need to only buy apple products and only eat raw plants otherwise, you will get cancer?

Girl: Yea, that elitist bitch and all her apple products can go fuck off.

Guy: She will never change, hipsters gonna hip.

by T.J. Dubz June 28, 2012