T.J. Dubz's definitions

It's on like Alderaan

A star wars fans way to express "it's on". Same meaning as "it's on like donkey kong". Just relates to star wars instead.

Luke: Are you going to the screening of the next "insert George Lucas next star wars movie here"?

Sith Lord: O yea, it's on like Alderaan!

by T.J. Dubz July 1, 2012

Yea it is

A Midwest corn-packer term used to agree with what someone says.

1: It is cold as all hell out here.
2: Yea it is.

1: Walking through corn fields is hotter than monkey balls.
2: Yea it is.

by T.J. Dubz June 13, 2011

Bag Porn

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

Ray Charles

A super bright flashlight, usually a sure-fire. When you shine it at someone in the dark or light, the person closes their eyes and shakes their head side to side like Ray Charles did when he played piano.

person 1: AHHH...

person 2: what dude?

person 1: That asshole just Ray Charles'd the shit out of me.

by T.J. Dubz January 11, 2008

corn dog grass

Cat tail or "corn dog grass" is that long earth tone looking dildoe that grows in the swamps.

dude 1. Man I am hungry, we are stuck out in the cuts and don't have any food.

dude 2. Don't worry, there is a ton of corn dog grass that we can snack on out here.

by T.J. Dubz March 11, 2011

Omerican

An American that is a strong Obama supporter.

Sarah Palin doesn't stand a chance in the next election. This country is filled with Omericans.

by T.J. Dubz July 15, 2011

overspray

After taking an epic dump, you want to mask the wretched smell with the available poo-pourri. When you spray the poo-pourri, you always get rained on by the left over mist in the air.

Man you need to go take a shower. You smell like glade.

Yea, that fucking overspray always gets me in the bathroom.

by T.J. Dubz October 27, 2011