T.C. "The Chad"'s definitions

jung

(adj.) Horrible. Used to describe 1) a malicious or foul-tempered person or 2) an unacceptable situation or location.

1) That guy just cut me off and gave me the finger. What a jung bastard!

2) Buddy 1: No food, no beer, no girls. And this is the most nasty smelling place I've ever been in.

Buddy 2: Yeah, let's get the hell out of here. What a fuckin' jung house."

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

step above a cardboard box

(n.) 1. A domicile that is undersized, uncared for, and in a general state of disrepair unbecoming for human habitation (i.e. a drug den or a cheap slob's apartment). 2. An abandoned or condemned building.

1)
Man 1: "Did you hear Tony's out of the pokey and he's already back on the sauce?"

Man 2: "Yeah the bastard called me, but when I went to walk in and smelled the stench, I wasn't about to hang out at that step above a cardboard box."

2)
Bum 1: "I'm finally off these filthy streets."

Bum 2: (sarcastically) "Listen to Richie Rich over here. 'I'm so special. I'm living in a step above a cardboard box.' Oooh. Well I guess you're better than me now, aren't ya?"

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

updog

(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.

Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."

Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007