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Gong

Descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70's gameshow 'The Gong Show' where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were 'gonged' and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.

A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
John: Man, that movie sucked! The acting was pathetic at best!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
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schlittle

girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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FIMS

Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome

Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.

Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
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left it

The ancient art of excreting solid waste and then leaving the toilet unflushed.
Upon discovery by the next user, they note that previous occupant 'left it'
Awwww damn! Who left it? This thing is almost a foot long! Dude! You reek!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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Non-Committal Grunt

A short, indifferent-sounding grunt whose meaning far exceeds the audible expression.

The non-committal grunt is neither a refusal nor agreement; rather, it prompts continuation of the conversation without exposing your position. It can also be used in lieu of the Yup, especially those cases where you want to avoid inadvertent agreement.

Can be employed as a more politically correct version of whatever or pfft.

When deploying the non-committal grunt, one must understand that they are stating the following:
“I hear you and acknowledge that you have stated your position and are expecting a reply before continuing; however, at this juncture I am not committing to subscribing to your point of view.”
“Lol, the chick was going on & on so I tuned her out, and after a while I realized that she was looking for some type of response so I just gave her a non-committal grunt & she kept yapping - that worked just fine
“You are the man!”
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII October 17, 2009
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SF

SF: Stupidty Factor
Acronym adjective for the description of the mental density of people (or distinct lack thereof), possibly in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
1. There is a high high SF fault in this room.
2. The SF is so thick you can taste it.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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NQ

NQ: Not Qualified
Acronym adjective for the description of the physical or mental prowess of a person (people) performing a task. Often used in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
1. That guy was totally out of his league... he is NQ to the max.
2. There is a lot of NQ here.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 3, 2005
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