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Gong

Descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70's gameshow 'The Gong Show' where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were 'gonged' and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.

A 1970's version of 'being voted off the island'
John: Man, that movie sucked! The acting was pathetic at best!
Fred: That shit should have been gonged!
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
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NQ

NQ: Not Qualified
Acronym adjective for the description of the physical or mental prowess of a person (people) performing a task. Often used in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
1. That guy was totally out of his league... he is NQ to the max.
2. There is a lot of NQ here.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 3, 2005
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SF

SF: Stupidty Factor
Acronym adjective for the description of the mental density of people (or distinct lack thereof), possibly in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
1. There is a high high SF fault in this room.
2. The SF is so thick you can taste it.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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YAFI

YAFI: You're All Fucking Idiots

Acronym to be used in instances where the SF Stupidity Factor limits have been exceeded by a group other than your own. It allows you to convey your opinion of the group in open air to your colleagues in a discreet manner.

Most effective when inserted nonchalantly into conversation with the group in question in such a manner as to not raise suspicion (neutral tone and nodding are recommended for a successful implementation). Maximum results are yielded when you are accompanied by one or more cohorts who have knowledge of the term.
Doug: OK, well that didn't work due to YAFI, so what is the next step?
Others: We have to get back to you on that.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 12, 2005
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fat on a stick

derived from the ancient delicacy of pepperettes, which are intensely fat-laden mini-pepperoni sausages.
boy: Hey mom, can I have a fat on a stick?
mother: Go ahead son
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
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Boats

1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit

2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.

3. A name/title/nickname

4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought

5. The reply to any question ever answered.
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"

As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"

As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"

As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
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FIMS

Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome

Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.

Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
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