Definitions by T. Polkinghorne

dress up friday 

A declaration of independence from dress down Friday.
Instead of suit and tie, everyone seems to have jeans with some sort of colorful t-shirt.
This defeats the purpose of heterogeneity.

To avoid this, you dress up to stand out and achieve personal relief that you look different then all the other people.
Thus, achieving the original intention of dress down Friday.

Worker 453:
Hey everyone, look at that square Jonas sporting a tie!

Worker 264:
*smile and nod* dress up friday, amigo.

dress up friday by T. Polkinghorne August 13, 2008

Festiva 

sexy car that gets them panties right off.

OMG you drive a festiva!?

*panties come off, intercourse commences*

Festiva by T. Polkinghorne June 26, 2008

constantly grinding 

To be working hard and thinking hard, constantly; thus being on one's grizzy

It refers to the lifestyle of the young, emerging worker in the knowledge economy. In addition, a satire on the corporate exploitation of talent in the knowledge production markets; similar in the way casual Fridays were spawned by tech workers in the early 90s.

Worker 356:
Yaaz B, Jane said she’s give you head if you come drinking with us tonight.

Worker 244:
Shut up fuck face! Can’t you see I’m working!? Constantly grinding, always thinking up new ideas and shit.

constantly grinding by T. Polkinghorne May 22, 2008

front page 

first thing you see.

I came into the office at 6am and there she is, right on the front page, taking a dump on freddie's chest.

front page by T. Polkinghorne March 24, 2008

concrete general

Simply put, the boss of the street; controls the flow of commodities and/or whores on the street.

A: shit son, make way for the concrete general.

B: y'all know who I am!

concrete general by T. Polkinghorne March 23, 2008