T. Polkinghorne's definitions

exhibit

Attractive female.

These university girls are smoking hot...exhibit A just walked by.

by T. Polkinghorne March 27, 2009

the jug

local name for "Kom Jug Yuen" restaurant in Toronto.

I has the best BBQ pork in north america at the jug.

by T. Polkinghorne December 22, 2008

deshoveled

keeping an unkempt apperance

While running endless errands, the young researcher looked deshoveled.
He was constrantly out of breath with messy hair and outdated turtlenecks; keeping an unkempt apperance.

by T. Polkinghorne December 15, 2008

pussy credit

The act of lending a female money with little prospect of repayment.

In the eyes of the lender, this increases the chances of repayment by sex.

John:
Here girl, heres $50 for drinks. Pay me back whenever.

Joe:
John's extending pussy credit like he's Bear Sterns.

by T. Polkinghorne July 25, 2009

cash in the bucket

when you tender is as good as cash

Look man, I don't have cash. I can only pay in tacos.

OK. That's still cash in the bucket.

by T. Polkinghorne April 6, 2009

PhD

The lifestyle of genteel scholarly shabbiness.

"A PhD is no longer synonymous with genteel scholarly shabbiness but can be leveraged into great wealth, personal and corporate."

- FT July 25, 2009

by T. Polkinghorne July 27, 2009

phone vote

When you see your audience pulling these out, it's a sign that your presentation is BORING.

Presenter: "Um...and this is the business model...I think?!"
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."

by T. Polkinghorne July 24, 2009