bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


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by T. J. October 30, 2003
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fish taco

A term for a nasty, smelly pussy. The truth is that very few pussies smell or taste like fish despite the common parlance of the association.

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I know they're popular in SoCal, but I can't believe you ate that fish taco!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Beer Party

The official political party of West Denmark, they are the only true instigators of change. All other political parties are anti-crime and pro-family. The Beer Party is pro-crime and anti-family. They also believe strongly in procrastination and oral sex.

There is current debate as to whether or not T. J. is a true member of the Beer Party.
Two words make up our name. Beer. Party. What else do you need to know?
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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thingy

1. Penis, cock, choad, wang, johnson, man bits, oompah loompah, ding-a-ling, trouser snake, one-eyed monster, mini-me, dirty pole, stick, pole, tube steak, weenus, pork sword, sausage, tool, virgin finder, devirginizer, stanley, weenie, weener, dip stick, cockenballz, schlong, rod, monkey, monster, bishop, tripod, foot long, package, bulge, Mr. Happy, member, dick, overdeveloped clit, stuff, snuffleupagus, Big Bird, cookie monster, schmuck, putz, dong, horn, wee-wee, midget, widget, lightsaber, purple helmet, male sex organ, Al Gore.
Mommy, my thingy is stuck in the toaster again!
by T. J. May 24, 2003
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fly catcher

Angry snatch.

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I nearly lost my finger to the fly catcher.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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scorched earth party

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?
Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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