Definitions by T. J.

coose 

Very wet, slimy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

After that coose, I need to wash my fingers. Or grab me a wet nap.

coose by T. J. June 19, 2006

Wonder Twins 

1. Princess Sarah's breasts.
2. Zan and Jayna, two characters from a short-lived DC comic, and a TV cartoon called the Superfriends.

I would like to pour honey and fire ants all over the Wonder Twins!

Wonder Twins by T. J. October 30, 2003

waffles 

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

waffles by T. J. October 30, 2003

Wet Nap 

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

Wet Nap by T. J. October 30, 2003

Beer Party 

The official political party of West Denmark, they are the only true instigators of change. All other political parties are anti-crime and pro-family. The Beer Party is pro-crime and anti-family. They also believe strongly in procrastination and oral sex.

There is current debate as to whether or not T. J. is a true member of the Beer Party.

Two words make up our name. Beer. Party. What else do you need to know?

Beer Party by T. J. October 30, 2003

Strong Badia 

Strong Bad's hometown, with population tire. Really this is a misnomer, because Strong Bad and the Cheat also live there. Rumor has it, that in two years the population will triple to Tire, Bundt Cake Pan, and Coach Z.

Strong Badia will also develop a world-class hole and a mural to compliment the existing landscape of cinder block and stop sign. Strong Sad can be seen there as well, but he takes away from the landscape. Maybe someday, someone will throw the tire at him.

Very few things are as beautiful as the flag of Strong Badia, with possible exceptions including Princess Sarah, the Wonder Twins and Janet Reno.

Another rumor has it that West Denmark declared war on Strong Badia, and kicked the Tire.

Scott Baio and I plan on eloping to Strong Badia. If only Krusty the Klown will do the wedding service.

Strong Badia by T. J. October 30, 2003

van mundegaarde 

Strong Bad's main man since 1987. Perhaps Strong Bad is saying he likes to say hello to his little friend and play the five-knuckle-shuffle. For his next birthday, I'll buy him a wet nap.

When I think of Scott Baio, I like to rock it Van Mundegaarde style!

van mundegaarde by T. J. October 30, 2003