Definitions by T. J.

coose 

Very wet, slimy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

After that coose, I need to wash my fingers. Or grab me a wet nap.

coose by T. J. June 19, 2006

Wonder Twins 

1. Princess Sarah's breasts.
2. Zan and Jayna, two characters from a short-lived DC comic, and a TV cartoon called the Superfriends.

I would like to pour honey and fire ants all over the Wonder Twins!

Wonder Twins by T. J. October 30, 2003

waffles 

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.

Um, waffles?

waffles by T. J. October 30, 2003

Wet Nap 

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

Wet Nap by T. J. October 30, 2003

Beer Party 

The official political party of West Denmark, they are the only true instigators of change. All other political parties are anti-crime and pro-family. The Beer Party is pro-crime and anti-family. They also believe strongly in procrastination and oral sex.

There is current debate as to whether or not T. J. is a true member of the Beer Party.

Two words make up our name. Beer. Party. What else do you need to know?

Beer Party by T. J. October 30, 2003

Change 

1. Change is inevitable from a vending machine.
2. What homeless people ask for. Tell them change comes from within, like gas and the voices in my head.
3. Apparently it also means tampons. The secret is out!

Do you have any Change?

Dunno, let me check my pockets and your pita-pocket.

Change by T. J. October 30, 2003

scorched earth party 

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?

Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party

scorched earth party by T. J. October 30, 2003