T. J.'s definitions

Rump Raider

Someone who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Butt Pirate or a Bum Ninja. Not always gay, though often associated with gay porn stars.

"Arr matey! Et look like 'ez a rump raider if I ever saw one!"

by T. J. May 23, 2003

Butt Pirate

A man who enjoys anal sex, akin to a Rump Raider or a Bum Ninja. This term is often associated with gay porn stars.

The butt pirate enjoyed giving the cabin boy the plank.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

taco sauce

Menstrual blood. The term is derived from a bearded taco being on the rag.

When I earned my red wings, I was covered in taco sauce.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

dirty pole

Dirty pole is cock. It most commonly means cock that has been shoved in someone's ass, perhaps in anal sex. It can also mean an unwashed, or uncircumcized penis. Once in a while, it mean's Hugh Grant's penis. The term is often used in the phrase "sucking the dirty pole" or "smoking the dirty pole".

My little sister smokes the dirty pole fairly often.

by T. J. May 23, 2003

fan boy

An obsessed loser who can't get enough anime, evercrack, or star trek. Sadly, they gather togther, unaware of the social stigma their fantacism brings, dooming them to never experience sex let alone look at, or sniff a pussy. These retards are only slightly less annoying than people from France.

Bite me fan boy!

by T. J. May 23, 2003

five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

by T. J. May 23, 2003

says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.

Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.

by T. J. May 23, 2003