T. Barr's definitions

Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Life is Short

Justification for any morally questionable behavior.

"Did you just throw acid in that child's face?"

"Life is short."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Spiderman 4

A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.

"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."

by T. Barr March 22, 2009

Depeche Mode

1. An electronica band from the 80s.
2. An embarrassing thing to say in a restaurant.

1. "Dude, where were you last night? We were teasing out our hair."
"I teased my hair at the Depeche Mode concert."

2. "How would you like your pie?"
"Depeche Mode, please."

by T. Barr March 21, 2009

Schizogreenia

Behavior that exhibits ambivalence towards environmentally sound practices. Typically, the afflicted is unaware of said ambivalence.

"Hop in my new SUV and we can speed over to the recycling center."
"You have serious schizogreenia man."

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Veggiemonster

1. An act of betrayal.
2. A traitor to a cause.

1. "Oh, damn I forgot to mention I'm dating your stepmom."
"After I gave you my trust? That's a veggie monster!"

2. "I can't stay for chess club. I'm in the AV club now."
"Veggiemonster."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Honkunah

A term for particularly bad driving in Jewish areas of New York.

"I guess we're celebrating Honkunah early this year." (honk)

by T. Barr June 28, 2008