T. Barr's definitions

Strictly Platonic

A Craigslist term meaning "creepy as hell".

Strictly Platonic:

SWM seeks intimate backrubbing sessions with SBF. Deformities a plus. Just conversation! I've been dumped too many times.

by T. Barr July 1, 2008

Veggiemonster

1. An act of betrayal.
2. A traitor to a cause.

1. "Oh, damn I forgot to mention I'm dating your stepmom."
"After I gave you my trust? That's a veggie monster!"

2. "I can't stay for chess club. I'm in the AV club now."
"Veggiemonster."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Honkunah

A term for particularly bad driving in Jewish areas of New York.

"I guess we're celebrating Honkunah early this year." (honk)

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Liberace

A gay man found attractive by women whose gaydar is not working.

"He's just such a good listener!"
"I think he's a Liberace."
"What?"
"Never mind."

by T. Barr June 30, 2008

Life is Short

Justification for any morally questionable behavior.

"Did you just throw acid in that child's face?"

"Life is short."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Unphair

adj. Uncharacteristic behavior, particularly selling out. Refers to Liz Phair's recent attempt to reinvent erself as Brtiney Spears.

"Dude, did you catch the new Death cab for Cutie album?"

"Yeah, don't get it. Totally unphair."

by T. Barr June 28, 2008

Spiderman 4

A term for someone who one-ups you with a worse story. A bad story-topper.

"Man, last night, someone threw poop on me out of their window."
"Yeah, someone once shot poop at me out of a powerful air rifle. That's why I have a limp."
"Don't Spiderman 4 me."

by T. Barr March 22, 2009