T-MONEY's definitions

cump

to fuck a girl the night before dumping her.

Tonight is the night I'm gonna cump her.

by T-money April 28, 2004

Exorcising the McDemons

To expel three double cheezys and one supersize freezy the following day after excessive drinking and an unnecessary trip to McDonalds. Similar to the normal huge smelly shit, except on a much greater scale.

"Yo dog, hurry up i gots ta shower"
"Chill playa, im excercising the McDemons"

"want to see a dead body?"
"dog that aint a dead body, my McDemon wouldnt flush"

by T-Money April 2, 2004

stocktons

Short shorts that were popular a long time ago. John Stockton, former point guard of the Utah Jazz, is the only person who refused to stop wearing them. While we make think they look ridiculous, he does have the tannest upper thigh of any nba player in history. At one point in the latw 80s, he was the sexiest man alive. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him. But now, despite his multiple nba all time records, his name has become a synonym for short shorts and homosexuals who wear them. This led John to kill himself. Or at least it should

"Yo, look at that nillas stocktons, make fun of his punk ass"
"I can dog, hes my boss"

"Nice stocktons, but I can see your balls"

"John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back"

by T-Money March 31, 2004

nilla rich

Comes from the word "vanilla", which is the same cracker ass shade as white people. Its the opposite on being "nigger rich". See example

"Yo, T Money has a mansion, I bet hes got a 50 inch plasma"
"Nah playa, he's got the 12 inch Samsung tho"
"Damn, he IS nilla rich"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

Homo McFaggerson

A homosexual Irishman

"Will Koutney is a Homo McFaggerson"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.

"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

Kill Woutney

An alias for a big crybaby. He uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be ruined.

"Who is that gay dude over there telling people God doesnt exist?"
"oh, thats Kill Woutney"

by T-Money March 30, 2004