shinny

a game popularized on blustery Saturday afternoons on the ponds of Laval. Shinny is a hockey-like game played with brooms, broken hockey sticks, and hunks of things that you can hit around till the bars open a midi.
un Joual: L'usine s'est fermée.
des autres Joual: Bon! nous avons plus de temps pour jouer à la shinny maintenant.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 28, 2004
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penis

common medical slang for cock.
Stop calling it a penis, Doctor Doolittle!
by T-Dog Jenkins March 08, 2005
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hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.
Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 17, 2005
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Duscharm

a poor piece of white trash from
1-(n.) Northwestern Vermont who smokes GPCs, wears a NASCAR jacket with every advertisement highlighted, can't read, beats their kids, gets pregnant once their parts start to itch, and enjoys the coasters at the Champlain Valley Fair every August. They have a shelflife of about 40 years.
2- A common last name among Duscharms (see definition 1).
Hey Duscharm, watch this?
(As a Duscharm jumps to death from the top of the elementary school he dropped out of at age 17)
by T-Dog Jenkins May 01, 2004
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autolux

(v.) to leave a friend in need in the lurch because you have tickets to a concert, particularly one at Higher Ground.
Damn, I got autoluxed again. My car broke down, but no one picked me up because Sunny Day Real Estate reunited.
by T-Dog Jenkins February 04, 2005
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blowin' up

intransitive verb describing the vibration of a cell phone or a pager. One of the earliest uses of the term appears in Ice T's "Six in the Morning."
Ice T's pager was blowin' up at six in the morning.
by T-Dog Jenkins August 04, 2008
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Methune

Is a shithole. It is the home of all the poor white folks in Massachusetts, also known as Massholes. They all suck at reading.
Methune is a fucking shithole.
by T-Dog Jenkins June 13, 2004
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