T-BoNE's definitions

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

dangoldesque

a style of macro photography, usually taken from a low persepective, displaying excellent composition and detail

The photo of the rat and the beer can is very dangoldesque, taken close to the subject and exhibiting great composition.

by T-Bone April 5, 2005

nilla

A racial slur for a white person.

That crazy nilla put his money into a low-load mutual fund.

by T-Bone May 22, 2003

tarded

Faster, easier, and funnier way of describing a mentally challenged individual.

Put that syringe down, what are you tarded or something?

by T-bone October 15, 2006

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.

Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997

Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004