T-BoNE's definitions

butthurt

When an inconsiderate asshole causes you pain or grief that starts at your heart and drops to your ass; upset; hurt; let down; mad; etc.

Santino was all butthurt because I didn't make him feel special.

by T-Bone October 2, 2003

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

Bill O'Reilly

Douchbag. Twat. Sissy cunt.

Bill O'Reilly is a douchbag.

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

Roughriders

A Canadian Football CFL team whose best known CFL kicker McCallum chokes on big plays and who's fans tend to dump manure on players lawns when they're annoyed with them. The Roughriders
GM, Shivers,is known most for opening his mouth maninly to change feet. This team can do everything well except win.

Rough Riders - the team who can bring the production of manure up.

by T-bone January 5, 2005

nilla

A racial slur for a white person.

That crazy nilla put his money into a low-load mutual fund.

by T-Bone May 22, 2003

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004