T-BoNE's definitions

seacow

craiglist slang for any woman over 120 lbs.

I hope you blow up to seacow-like proportions and die.

what you only spend 3 hours in the gym a day? you must be a real seacow.

by t-bone March 3, 2005

blunt guts

the tobacco which is removed from a cigar when rolling a blunt

The inside of a Dutch Master cigar.

by T-BONE April 5, 2004

live forever

Song by Oasis. One of the best songs ever written.

Live Forever is one of the best songs ever written.

by T-Bone March 22, 2005

red sea

it is the vagina

Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea

by T-Bone March 10, 2004

Dunwoody

A cool but deeply twisted middle class suburb of Atlanta, Georgia that home to some of America's finest

Dunwoody is like a toilet bowl that constantly flushes, you have to be the turd that floats

by t-bone November 24, 2003

child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.

"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."

by T-Bone March 7, 2003

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.

Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls

by T-Bone February 14, 2005