T-BoNE's definitions

Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.

Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.

by T-Bone June 19, 2006

Ricockulous

When something is so ridiculous, that it merrits the addition of a cock, mid word!

He banged her mom? That's ricockulous!

by T-bone April 22, 2004

butthurt

When an inconsiderate asshole causes you pain or grief that starts at your heart and drops to your ass; upset; hurt; let down; mad; etc.

Santino was all butthurt because I didn't make him feel special.

by T-Bone October 2, 2003

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

red sea

it is the vagina

Ya dude, last night i finally opened Sarah's Red Sea

by T-Bone March 10, 2004

Dunwoody

A cool but deeply twisted middle class suburb of Atlanta, Georgia that home to some of America's finest

Dunwoody is like a toilet bowl that constantly flushes, you have to be the turd that floats

by t-bone November 24, 2003

child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.

"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."

by T-Bone March 7, 2003