T-BoNE's definitions

mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking

n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

jaunt rickity

a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car.

If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity.

by T-Bone October 13, 2003

wouldable

variation of the term "I would", being a bastardation of the phrase "I would like to have intercourse with that girl over there" usually accompanied by a point or nod in the direction of the girl.

"Would ya?" "Oh, I would. She's wouldable." "Oh I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

Bankable

Yeilding profit. Profitable. An investment with earning potential.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

super balls

The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.

Did you see that stinky, chubby, skank that Chad hooked up with...he must have super balls

by T-Bone February 14, 2005

Willy Wifebeater

A guy that thinks he's tougher than you because he wears a wife beater even though they were only cool for a week or two back in 1996. This is usually accompanied by a series of unoriginal tatoos that can be found on any kid that dropped out of high school between the years 1992-1997

Nice tatoo Willy Wifebeater...oh shit run he's gonna kick our ass!

by T-Bone February 14, 2005