T-BoNE's definitions

The Hook

Making the form of a hook with one's index finger. This is a little piece of sign language prevalent in prisons. Basically your prison bitch uses "the hook" to latch onto your belt loop or lets "the hook" be seen so the other inmates know he is someone's bitch.

Steve Ford is showing the hook, that's because he's Tim's bitch.

by T-Bone December 3, 2003

oasis

The genius founders of great rock n' roll in our day and age, and laid the stonework in which more bands should follow. Noel and Liam rule!

Oasis will LIVE FOREVER!

by T-Bone January 11, 2005

mowhowzer

n: a cigarette
v: to mow: the act of smoking

n: i would pel my dick for a mowhowzer
v: lets go mow before we take that run; I gotta get my blood pumpin'

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

flaming pele

A man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.

Clay tried to give his woman a Flaming Pele, but had a coronary embolism and Zaz had to do the kick part. You shoulda seen the burnt pubes fly.

by T-Bone April 21, 2003

I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.

"It's cold outside!" "I guarantee it!"

by T-Bone February 11, 2004

talk to the hand

Phrase used in combination with a hand gesture intended to convey the message: "I am enjoying my ignorance. Please do not ruin it by discussing facts or logic with me." Used primarily by low-brow talk show guests and other adults who read at a third grade level.

Mother to 13 year old daughter who dresses like a cheap whore: "Come on honey, get the makeover, you dress like a hoochie."
Daughter: "No. I look fine. Talk to the hand."

by T-Bone September 2, 2003

quill

shocking. Causing pain as well as consternation.

by T-Bone October 28, 2003