Definitions by T Ryan

Wilbur 

The name of the wildcat mascot of The University of Arizona. Without question, the greatest mascot in the history of American collegiate sports. He walks on two legs, wears a football/basketball jersey, sports a bitchin' cowboy hat and dual six-guns. Although he is an intimidating Wildcat, if he loses his hat he looks like a rabid bunny.

Arizona's Wilbur the Wildcat is vastly superior to ASU's weak mascot, Sparky.

Wilbur by T Ryan August 6, 2011

shit burger 

An unholy concoction that Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown wants to feed to sportswriters in the 1989 baseball classic, Major League.

I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat!

shit burger by T Ryan August 4, 2011

FORD 

acronym for:

F requent
O ff
R amp
D ecoration

Just another stupid acronym for the Ford Motor Company

FORD by T Ryan June 27, 2008

BAWN 

Acronym for Born Again White Nigger.

A white guy who at one point in his life lived a normal white man life, but at some point became "born again" into the fairest skinned black man you have ever met.

A wigger.

Leo really turned into a BAWN after he started listening to HIP HOP every second of every day.

BAWN by T Ryan December 7, 2007

baby maker 

Typically, a slow R&B jam to have sex to.

A song for screwing.

Brian McKnight has a long list of Baby Makers in his discography.

baby maker by T Ryan December 6, 2007