shut in

A prisoner or recluse confined to a safe and comfortable area such as the home. The shut in lacks the capacity to regulate a stable social life as long as he or she is so confined, and in addition to a lack of healthy, natural sunlight, will usually become pale, depressed, insane, or generally pitiful in contrast to an outgoing individual. Synonymous with tight ass, worthless, stiff, and EverQuest player.

You fucking lazy piece of shit, maybe if you weren't such a shut in you'd find a nice job or a piece of ass.

by T Hizzle April 22, 2005

Inches

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.

How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!

by T Hizzle May 02, 2005

keeping it real

Real is an abbreviation of Retaliating for Every Attack Line. Therefore, "keeping it real" is a defense mechanism used to sustain one's pride and self-interests against motherfuckers and bitches whose key intentions are to humiliate you and attempt to eliminate the much needed respect from your peers. To be real means to follow your heart, never giving a fuck about what your enemies try to do to break you, and always keeping a steady eye on your goals as well as the loved ones you set out to protect.

Keeping it real is the way of the soldier, one who always keeps his head up and his eyes on the prize.

by T Hizzle April 08, 2005

limbo

The existential state for undead zombies because some evil motherfucker won't let them rest in peace.

Zombie: Half of my skull is missing. I fucking hate limbo!

by T Hizzle May 02, 2005

sec

A term that is short for the word "second," and when spoken among friends can become the most flexible increment of time known to man. Commonly used by those who wait until the last minute to get ready to leave somewhere.

Dave: (knocks) Come on, let's go.
Todd: Give me a sec.
Dave: Alright, pack your shit up.

5 minutes later...

Dave: What are you doing in there?
Todd: Yeah, yeah, I need a sec.
Dave: Hurry the fuck up, damn it!

by T Hizzle April 08, 2005

Sword

Figuratively, the penis.

Michael Moorcock is an author of fantasy literature that features swords. Think about it.

by T Hizzle May 02, 2005