Fag pride

Feeling prideful for being faggy.

fag pride fills me with an intense desire to explode on the scene!

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023

Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.

Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.

by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024

Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.

Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Sugma

An insurmountable mental block that causes an emotional, physical and psychological breakdown.

To be striken with Sugma is a terrible fate worse than death

People who suffer Sugma recieve no help and are left to fall through the cracks of society

If you, or any of your loved ones have Sugma the best thing to do is surround yourself with kind, loving people

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage

"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"

by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024

Flinger

Someone who flings.

That guy has so many flings. Flinging himself around town. He's a major flinger.

by Swiftyoldboy January 24, 2023