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Bedazzled loneliness

A single person, without any romantic interest, who owns a pet as a means of attempting to quell the void within.
Look at that old lady, out with her dog. She's just flaunting her bedazzled loneliness to the world for others to see.
by Swiftyoldboy June 29, 2024
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Salt demons

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.

Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt

"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer

"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching

"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug

Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.

Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.

Salt demons.

Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025
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Sugma

An insurmountable mental block that causes an emotional, physical and psychological breakdown.
To be striken with Sugma is a terrible fate worse than death

People who suffer Sugma recieve no help and are left to fall through the cracks of society

If you, or any of your loved ones have Sugma the best thing to do is surround yourself with kind, loving people
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
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Douchebag

A bag which is used for keeping a Douche. So you can clean your vaginal or anal cavity.
Have you seen my Douchebag? It's fully dry and ready to be put away.
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
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Dog Chad

Someone who is Chad, Chad-like or displaying Chad-like qualities but fails to garner the respect of Chad. Therefore denoting his status to Dog Chad. Respectfully a Chad but remains unvalidated in his belief.
Being Dog Chad is a tougher existence than Tyrone would have you believe.

Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.
by Swiftyoldboy January 31, 2023
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Afro Cannon

Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.

It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.

An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"

"Can that hair get any bigger?"

"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
by Swiftyoldboy June 13, 2024
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