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Sparklebuck

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.
John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.
by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003
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coaster

A man who inexplicably gets through multiple illegitimate pregnancies without paying child support.
"Seven up and Johnny's a coaster."
by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003
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Emperor Of The Closet

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.
Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.
by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006
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Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.
"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."
by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003
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fat cat

That little shit's a fat cat.
by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003
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Blasting Ass

John and Dana wound up blasting ass last night.
by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003
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