Definitions by Sweet Daddy

Emperor Of The Closet 

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

Emperor Of The Closet by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

Sparklebuck 

A straight man obsessed with a lesbian even when knowing she's a lesbian.

John is Dana's favorite sparklebuck.

Sparklebuck by Sweet Daddy September 3, 2003

fat cat 

A rich boy.

That little shit's a fat cat.

fat cat by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

Blasting Ass 

Anal sex.

John and Dana wound up blasting ass last night.

Blasting Ass by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

coaster 

A man who inexplicably gets through multiple illegitimate pregnancies without paying child support.

"Seven up and Johnny's a coaster."

coaster by Sweet Daddy June 25, 2003

Sploogemonkey

A man who jerks off constantly and won't quit.

"If I was going out with that little twat I'd become a real sploogemonkey."

Sploogemonkey by Sweet Daddy June 16, 2003