Super jo jo and friends 's definitions

Gay nigga

A term used when an person of colour does something to draw attention

"Hey tom look at that fucking gay nigga over there breakdancing and playing basketball at the same time !!

by Super jo jo and friends November 14, 2016

dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

by Super jo jo and friends June 7, 2016

Sausage punch

This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly

Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"

by Super jo jo and friends June 6, 2016

Angry pelican

When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican

Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase

by Super jo jo and friends May 25, 2016

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

Happy kangaroo

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Gaydon

This is a person that resembles ed Harris and is a complete fag

Levi: hey Brian look it's ed Harris standing by the bus stop!!" Brian: nah that's just a fucking gaydon!"

by Super jo jo and friends January 3, 2017