When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would
"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "
by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016
This is when you apply to much lube when masturbating resulting in loosing grip of your cock and having your fist close up and fly into your face unexpectedly
Bill: "hey tom what happened to your nose?" Tom: "I was rubbing one out in front of the computer last night and gave myself such a hard sausage punch I think I broke my fucking nose !!"
by Super jo jo and friends June 06, 2016
When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
An unexplained condition that causes you to become obsessed with artwork making you unable to stop spending all your money on paintings
" I was over at daryls last night and he's got like 300 fucking paintings in his living room .., the dudes got s pretty serious case of nault syndrome "
by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016
by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016
"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "
by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016
When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican
Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase
by Super jo jo and friends May 25, 2016