Super jo jo and friends 's definitions

Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

Gaydon

This is a person that resembles ed Harris and is a complete fag

Levi: hey Brian look it's ed Harris standing by the bus stop!!" Brian: nah that's just a fucking gaydon!"

by Super jo jo and friends January 3, 2017

Flying buhay

This is when you grab an Indian and throw him off a roof

" hey rusty lets go sneak up behind merv and give him a flying buhay"

by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016

Nault syndrome

An unexplained condition that causes you to become obsessed with artwork making you unable to stop spending all your money on paintings

" I was over at daryls last night and he's got like 300 fucking paintings in his living room .., the dudes got s pretty serious case of nault syndrome "

by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016

Thinking sauce

This is produced when you blow a massive load on your girlfriends forehead

"Fuck Stacey Forgot to pick me up a case of beer on the way home ... I'm gonna have to dump a load of thinking sauce on her head tonight "

by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016

Polish helicopter

After consuming 10-15 beers you hang yourself naked upside down from the ceiling fan .. You then pee continuously till you become dizzy and fall to the floor ....a somewhat high risk maneuver so some form of head protection is usually advised when performing this act

PHIL: "hey Larry do you and Cindy want to come over for dinner tonight?"..... LARRY:" probably not she's not talking to me since I pissed all over her couches and fell through her glass coffee table doing the polish helicopter last night

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

Angry pelican

When you are giving it to your girl doggy style and you reach around and stuff a raw fish In her mouth... You then grab ahold of the front of her thighs and throw yourself backwards causing her to fly through the air like an angry pelican

Tom: hey Dave what was all that banging I heard in your room last night Dave: I gave Cindy an angry pelican and she flew into the bookcase

by Super jo jo and friends May 25, 2016