Sunblazer5's definitions

Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018

Out-reffed

In any sport with a referee, when the opposing team is less skilled, but gets help from the refferees to win the game with phantom calls and missed penalties against your team.

We were going to win easily, but got completely out-reffed!

by Sunblazer5 November 20, 2022

SunnyDriver

A SunnyDriver is a delicious combination of SunnyD with a shot or two of vodka. A SunnyD screwdriver. Mmmmm.

Me: just poured myself a delicious SunnyDriver. I'm going to sit and watch a few episodes of Jeopardy (RIP, Alex).
Joel: I miss you.

by Sunblazer5 April 14, 2021

45th of July

The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."

The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!

by Sunblazer5 July 4, 2019

Polish Escape Room

A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.

Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.

by Sunblazer5 January 5, 2019

Muff Rake

The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.

She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.

by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2022

Rink Reek

The scent, that smell of sweaty, stanky, foul hockey gear odor as it pervades your nostrils. Associated with any and all hockey gear in the rink, bag, or gear which induces nausea, vomiting, burning watery eyes, and eventual destruction of the olfactory nerve. Worse in the male gender.

Steve: dude... god, that is rancid. That rink reek hockey stank is vaporizing my nose hairs. That hockey stank is hockey rank!

by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018